BIG News

Earlier this week, Minerola CEO Phillip Garcia and I met to discuss a creative way to bring a brand new image to Jackawalkahowie Enterprises. After much brainstorming and market-executive chit-chat we have the answer: a brand new product. What is this project??? You can't know. Not yet...........

Where have we been?

Every morning, I wake up. And as I begin my day I cannot count the amount of times some random man and/or woman will walk up to me and simply ask; "What happened to Jackawalkahowie Enterprises?" or; "Where can I get some Minerola?" or even yet; "Can I have your phone number?"

In light of these questions, I decided to return to the great blog and leave an update for all to see. I sat down with Minerola CEO Phillip Garcia the other day and discussed our visions for the future, our goals, and overall where the company would be in years to come. In our conversation, Phillip and I decided to revamp the vision of Jackawalkahowie Enterprises into something that can more adequately comply to the desires of our customers, and today's society as a whole.

So, after reading this, the question is, what can you expect in the future of this company? Well I'll tell you. First of all, you can expect both Phillip and I to be more involved in the internet community of our Jackent fanbase. Second, we plan on making our products, mainly Minerola, more available to the general public. This may include being able to order off our website in cases of 50-100. Third, Alfonzo the Rhino T-shirts will soon go on sale.

I know what you're thinking; "WOW this company never seems to disappoint." 

You're right. We don't. Even though Obama has set an oppression across our nation, Jackawalkahowie has taken NO bailout money from the government, and we plan to keep it that way. At this pace, we should have Jackawalkahowie Tower built in the very near future (50 years).

Again, thank you to all of our customers and followers, and remember; "It's Minerola, and you're not!"

Hello Again

Hello to all of our loyal fans and friends. Recently, my associates and I have been discussing the matter of Jackawalkahowie Enterprises, which has been more or less on the back burner for the past year. We have decided, in the interest of the public, to continue operations for Jackawalkahowie with renewed life and vigor. Although no definite time has been established, you can expect a Mobile Business Sector sometime in the near future, featuring all your favorite Jackawalkahowie products. Thank you all for your undying faith in our fantastic products and we hope to see you all very soon.

Your Minerola CEO,
Phillip Garcia

Other News..

Just letting you all know that Phillip and me plan on working on the Jackawalkahowie Dictionary V2 soon! This will let everyone know what our different terms mean and where they came from.

Also, we have many slogans here at Jackawalkahowie. Here are some of them, and what they mean:

"Because it's Minerola, and you're not!"
"Because Everyone knows Jackawalkahowie spelled backwards is Eiwohaklawakcaj!" (E-WOAH-K-LAW-A-CAJJ)
"Leading you on the Road to Righteousness"

I hope this helps!

Your Jackawalkahowie CEO,

Garrett

MBS Success!

Our Mobile Business Sector last week turned out to be a great success. We had many people realize what a great company we have, and how we can help the world! In fact, we raised 90% of our first MBS towards the Jackawalkahowie Tower. Thanks to all employees who were there, especially the ones who didn't brutally attack Phillip and I!

Also, please remember to continually visit our Forum and Website.

Forum: http://husker.trap17.com/jackent

Site: http://freewebs.com/jackent

Thanks! If you missed our Mobile Business Sector, keep checking these updates and come to the next one!

Garrett

MBS this week... seriously

We are finally ready to set up a Mobile Business Sector this Thursday. It should be at about one o'clock in front of the Canterberry pool. Be sure to come get all of your favorite Jackawalkahowie products including Minerola, crafts and more!!!

Your Minerola CEO,
Phillip Garcia

Mobile Business Sector?

Sorry about our inability to get a MBS set up. We know you want our material, and we are doing our best to get you a Mobile Business Sector as soon as possible. We will update you when the date will be at some point.

In other news, our company was posted on Wikipedia under the headline "Gull". It was on for about 2 hours before being taken off by administration.


Thanks!

Garrett
CEO