We are finally ready to set up a Mobile Business Sector this Thursday. It should be at about one o'clock in front of the Canterberry pool. Be sure to come get all of your favorite Jackawalkahowie products including Minerola, crafts and more!!!
Your Minerola CEO,
Phillip Garcia
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To Whom It May Concern:
I have been following your company very closely. The business model you are using is unlike any I have ever seen. I am not sure if it is sheer genius or complete lunacy. There is a fine line between the two. I must admit I find the monkey food and pure mineral water market here in Florida tantalizing. There are naturalist who feed the wild monkies on Key Largo who escaped from the zoo during hurricane Andrew...the big one. I can corner that market and leverage the zoo. There is also a severe drought in Florida although it rains everyday...go figure. Lake Okochobee in central Florida is drying up...this lake provides the underground aquifer that sustains us. My thinking is that we lobby the Florida legislature to ship the Minerola and fill the lake with pure sparkling agua. I need your input. Time is of the essence. Yours truly...Maxwell Smart
Dear Mr. Maxwell,
My name is Garrett, CEO/President of Jackawalkahowie Enterprises. Your epidemic sure does sound like that of sheer horror. And that you have proposed of Lake Ochoborrowbee sounds like something must be done. We would be glad to help. Please contact the Senator of Florida, the Mayor of the count where the lake is located, and the US President. If they agree to these terms then we will ship approx. 2000 gallons of water to you for your filling desires.
We are also very pleased our monkey food products serve to your satisfication.
Garrett
CEO/President
Because it's Minerola, and you're not!"
Mr. Maxwell,
May I begin by asking if you are familiar with anyone by the name of Mr. A. Ramos? Judging from your extensive vocabulary and complex sentence structure, a discussion between you two would prove to be very enlightening.
Now, on to business. As my friend has already stated, we would be more than happy to provide you with as much fresh, clean Minerola as we are able. Should 2000 gallons prove to be insufficient for your lake-filling needs, we could always send more. This is one of our first major, interstate sales, so it would be best if we had your full cooperation in this dire matter. As soon as you are able to provide us with an estimate of the capacity of Lake Ochaborato, we will be able to give you an estimate for the cost of such a large amount of Minerola. We anxiously await your response so we can solve these terrible problems.
Your Minerola CEO,
Phillip
"Because it's Minerola, and you're not!"
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